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August 2009

HOW TO ALIENATE FOLKS
DRINKS THAT REFLECT PERSONALITY
GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS
BEING A MOTHER
YOUR PARROT, HE IS DEAD
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
A PRAYER FOR THOSE GROWING OLDER
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2009

TOSSING & TURNING
CONGRESSIONAL REALIGNMENT
THE FINANCIAL CRISIS EXPLAINED IN SIMPLE TERMS
CDC IMPORTANT INFORMATION
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
GOLF TERMS
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
THE DOG NEXT DOOR
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2009

WHY?
RECONNECTING WITH FRIENDS
A COMPANY STORE
S STIMULUS STORY
A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
GROWING UP
SOCIALISM
RULES OF THE WEST
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2009

A QUESTION OF SALES
DARWIN
FORGETTER BE FORGOTTEN
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
MISSING OUT?
SUCCESS
RAY AND BUBBA
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2009

TWITTER: TOO HOT NOT TO COOL DOWN?
FOUR PARTNERS
NEWFIE MEDICAL DICTIONARY
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
A VIOLINIST IN THE METRO
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
THE COW
MAN BASHING
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2009

SOCIAL MARKETING
THE GREETER
ABUNDANCE
TOP TEN COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS
A RIDE
WE ALL NEED A TREE
STIMULUS BILL EXPLANATION
AUTHORITY FIGURE
COMPUTER PROBLEMS
WOOFIE WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

February 2009

MORE TROOPS
THE FIFTIES
WILDLIFE
UPCOMING LEGISLATION
THE PRICE OF A MIRACLE
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
SIMPLE SALES STATS
BELT TIGHTENING IN GOVERNMENT
WOOFIE WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2009

24 THINGS ABOUT TO BECOME EXTINCT IN AMERICA
CONGRESSIONAL MOTORS
A TEA PARTY
CLARIFICATION
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOT

DECEMBER 2008

DON'T CALL ME. . .
A DOG'S PURPOSE
BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
3% PEROXIDE
A SMILE
ECONOMICS
FORD HISTORY
WOOFIE WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

NOVEMBER 2008

A SALESPERSON'S CYCLE
WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT
A VOYAGE
RULES OF GOLF TO CHANGE
GOOD NEWS
A SMILE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

OCTOBER 2008

A CAUTIONARY TALE
NASHVILLE, TN's REAL 911 CALLS
WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
INFO FROM AARP
LOVE STORY
GOLDEN OLDIES
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

SEPTEMBER 2008

LEARNING LEVELS
SCIENCE EXAM
GEOGRAPHY
DOG STORY
A DOG TALKS
HOME REMEDIES
DEAR BOSS...
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

AUGUST 2008

THE SUPPORT CONCEPT
AGING
WHERE TO LIVE
GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
E-MAIL
REFERENCES
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

JULY 2008

A WEE VACATION
COMPANY LAYOFF ANNOUNCED
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
NEAT IDEAS
CONCENTRATION CHECK
PERSPECTIVE
SENIOR DRESS CODE
INTERESTING HUMAN BODY FACTS
INTERVIEW QUESTIONS
DOG RULES
A SIMPLE CUP OF COFFEE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

JUNE 2008

GRATITUDE
THE BASIC RULES
A POEM
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A GOOD DISCUSSION
LIBERAL VS. CONSERVATIVE
THE ROBOT
VALUE
GUN CONTROL
NEXT LIFE
"OUT OF OFFICE" E-MAIL REPLIES
WOOFIE WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

MAY 2008

WAG MORE, BARK LESS
TIPS FOR AN EXCEPTIONAL LIFE
SOLIDARITY
SPAM RESPONSE
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
A CAT NAMED JACK
BOOK
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

APRIL 2008

PERSISTENCE VS. RESISTANCE
THE MARINES
PRO
LITTLE KNOWN NAVAL HISTORY
7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN
STELLA AWARDS
NEW JEWISH REALITY SHOW
PRISON VS. WORK
SHORT STORY
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

MARCH 2008

CLOSING
SIMPLY THE BEST
SENIOR QUESTIONS
A MESSAGE FROM JOHN CLEESE
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
NEWISH JEWISH WORDS
ANIMAL LOVER
FINANCIER
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

FEBRUARY 2008

CONTAGION
GEEZER QUIZ
HOSPITAL WING
NEW MIRACLE CURE
IF I DIDN'T HAVE PETS
WORLD'S 20 THINNEST BOOKS
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

JANUARY 2008

A RAVING FAN
A THOUGHT
HAPPY NEW YEAR
LETTER TO A BANK
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL
THE DOCTOR IS IN
THE RIDE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

DECEMBER 2007

FOUR QUESTIONS...
CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE WITH GRANDMA
TWENTY-TWO WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
THE SENSE OF A GOOSE
SEVEN WONDERS RETHOUGHT
JOIN THE CLUB
NOBODY BELIEVES OLD PEOPLE
OFFICE PRAYER
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

NOVEMBER 2007

BRANDING
BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
BIBLE STORIES BY KIDS
BEHAVIOR
OUR TAX DOLLARS
ORDER IN THE COURT
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

OCTOBER 2007

IF A MAN ANSWERS...
ANGELS...AS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN
HELP WANTED
PROGRESS
CAN YOU PASS THIS QUIZ?
WOOFIE WOWSER
WARNING LABELS
TO BE THANKFUL FOR:
NO BULL SHOTS

SEPTEMBER 2007

RULES
NEW FORD F-350
HUMANS
THE YEAR 1907
POSSIBILITY THINKING
WE'RE GOING TO THE SHOW
WORLD HISTORY 101
THE STRANGER
PUNCTUALITY
NO BULL SHOTS

AUGUST 2007

THE BOOKS YOU READ
THE REAL WORLD
SATURDAYS
ON DOGS
HAPPY GECKO
GOOD THOUGHTS
MALE AGING
A PARABLE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

JULY 2007

SPAN OF CONTROL
ON GETTING OLDER
THE SENILITY PRAYER
COWS, THE CONSTITUTION, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
THE MIRROR'S FEEDBACK
JURY DUTY SCAM
WHO KNEW?
SOUTHERNS
SUPPOSE EDGAR ALLAN POE USED A COMPUTER
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2007

FIND A NEED...
SELLING LISTING PRESENTATIONS
A FABLE
SENTENCE OF REID
OKLAHOMA
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2007

NICE PEOPLE
A TRUE STORY
A GUIDE TO U.S. PAPERS
BIBLICAL INTERPRETATION
EARLY CALIFORNIA
SPELLING
JAY LENO "HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"
HO
A SAD PARALLEL
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2007

A COLD CALL?
GOOD PEOPLE
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO
WOMAN'S WORK
THE STORY OF TWO HOUSES
HOW TO DRIVE IN LOS ANGELES
WOOFIE WOWSER
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2007

SLUMPS
POOR OLD MUSLIMS
ATTITUDE
DO YOU KNOW ME?
THE NAME OF THE GAME IS MONEYBALL
SENIOR BREAKFAST
IDENTITY THEFT
LISTENING LESSON
MOUSE BALLS
TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR GUYS WHILE PLAYING GOLF AND/OR TAKING A LEAK IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
NO BULL SHOTS

February 2007

CUT TO THE CHASE
MAKING DO
WHAT TEACHERS MAKE
IRAQ A QUAGMIRE?
BIBLE STORIES
ST. PATTY'S DAY
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2007

WAIT, WATCH & WIN
DARWIN AWARDS
FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WOMEN
FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN
SECRETS
A QUIZZIE
OWED TO HANK
THE COST OF TOMATOES & MAIDS & GARDENERS
WOOFIE WOWSER
INNER PEACE
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2006

GOALS (YAWN) AGAIN
PRESENT COMPANY NOT EXCEPTED
FEED THEIR NEEDS
SECURITY
A FABLE
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
NORTH DAKOTA
A NEW CHRISTMAS POEM
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2006

I AM YOUR CUSTOMER
HUSBAND AT WALMART
HIDDEN
KIDS IN CHURCH
A TALE OF SIX BOYS
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2006

PROVE IT
A SPECIAL DAY
MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS
THEY ASK WHY I LIKE RETIREMENT
WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SONS
WOOFIE WOWSER
A SIMPLE CUP OF COFFEE
NO BULL SHOTS

September 2006

THE VIEW FROM HERE
MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE
TWO GREAT STORIES
GIVING CLARITY
SOLVE THE MYSTERY
GOLDEN SCREW
DYSFUNCTIONAL SECTION OF A HALLMARK STORE
HORMONES IN BEER
A SENTENCE
NO BULL SHOTS

August 2006

BUYER'S RIGHTS
INFORMATION PLEASE
TECH SUPPORT
TWO BOOK REPORTS
GOOD ANSWERS
AN INTERVIEW
SENIOR DRESS CODE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2006

GROWTH?
ELDER WISDOM
CLASS OF 2009
THE PASTOR'S ASS
THE ATTACKING BUTTERFLY
AN ARTICLE FROM A FLORIDA NEWSPAPER
FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
HORMONE HOSTAGE
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2006

SILENCE IS GOLDEN
PUBLIC SERVANT
INTERESTING GEOGRAPHY
YOUTH WRITES
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS
CORPORATE AMERICA
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2006

CLARITY
EVOLUTION OF MATH
RETIREMENT LIVING
INTERESTING PHILOSOPHY
WOMEN'S POEM
MAN'S POEM
LOVE-MAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
QUESTION
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2006

AFFIRMATIONS
ANOTHER VOICE
AND, ANOTHER
ZEN JUDAISM
QUESTIONS ABOUT THE 2010 OLYMPICS
STRESS MANAGEMENT
QUESTIONS FOR THOSE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING
NEW LIVING WILL FORM
104-YEAR-OLD CEO NOT THE RETIRING TYPE
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
THREE ARGUMENTS
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
TO A KEEPER
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

February-March 2006

EXPECTATIONS
MIRACLE DRUG
CUSTOMS
TECH ADVANTAGE
CARROTS,EGGS, COFFEE
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
ATTORNEY'S ADVICENO CHARGE
AN EXPLANATION
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2006

POSTAGE INCREASEYAY!
A WOMAN'S POEM
TOOL TIME
VIEWPOINT
FOREIGN AID
POOPORAMA
FROM THE MERIDIAN, MS STAR
PRICELESS
WHALE OF A STORY
SLOW DANCE
WOOFIE WOWSER
WHEN INDIANS RULED
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2005

GET OUT OF THE WAY
HELLO HANK...
GOOD TIPS
WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
FUNNY URL'S
DRUGS
SHOULD'VE KNOWN
SHOES
REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2005

NO PROBLEM
GOOSE MOTHER RHYMES
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
A LOVE STORY
NEW RULES
DUI - KENTUCKY STYLE
EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS
GOLD VS. OTHER SPORTS
WOOFIE WOWSER
GOVERNMENT AND BUREAUCRACY
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2005

HOOPLA
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL IF...
WHAT'S IN VIAGRA?
ATM INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN AND WOMEN
MAN JOKES
BARBER
WORDS WOMEN USE
THINGS A JEWISH MOTHER WOULD NEVER SAY
THE CONSTANT BATTLE AGAINST TERRORISM
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

September 2005

PICK THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT
HEALTH SPAN CALCULATOR
BUSH UNVEILS AGGRESSIVE INITIATIVE
20 IDEAS FOR CREATING A HAPPY LIFE
NO ARMSNO SUICIDE
WOOFIE WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

August 2005

NO WORRIES, MATE
HEAVEN OR HELL?
HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?
QUIZZIE
NOAH'S MODERN DAY ARK
EURO-ENGLISH
IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET
NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU ARE WORTH
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2005

COMMENCEMENT
AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?
A WEE TALE
WHAT HAPPENS IF A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE?
HARD QUESTIONS
EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS
CHILD CARE CRISIS
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2005

JUST AN ESTIMATE
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN
A GOODIE
ANOTHER
DAFFYNITIONS
WD-40
BRAND NEW 2005 EDITION OF "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN..."
MY BODY THE CAR
WOOFIE WOWSER
FIRST TRULY USEFUL GOLF BOOK
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2005

TEAM BUILDING
A TALE FOR OUR TIME
ANOTHER MORAL STORY
LIVING WILL
CHILDREN'S SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS
DIFFICULT TO SAY?
FASHION ALERT
OVERWEIGHT AND FIT?
FATHER OF MY CHILDREN
OXYMORONS
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2005

SHORT STOPS
AWARENESS
PERSPECTIVE
MAKE A MESS AND MONEY
DARWIN AWARDS
BANANA FACTS
QUICKLY LET GO
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2005

HITCH
ODD MEASUREMENTS
CHOCOLATE SINGS
SWEET REVENGE
FAVORITE THINGS
DOCTORS VS GUNS
EXCUSES
FEMALE BRAIN CELL
NO BULL SHOTS

February 2005

ABRASION HURTS
NEW CANADA RESIDENT HAZARDS
NEED AN "ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT?"
NEW WORDS
BURMA SHAVE SIGNS
HOW TO MEDICATE YOUR CAT OR DOG
EDUCATION REFORMS
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2005

THE EYES HAVE IT
CAR SALESMEN RANK LOWEST IN TRUST
WORDS TO LIVE BY
ROONEYVIEW
MEMORANDUM
A NEW YEAR
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2004

POOPY POWER POINT
SENIOR CRUISING
BENEFITS OF BEING OVER 50
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
THE 'NEW' CHRISTMAS
SILLY PRECAUTIONS
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2004

CUSTOMER CARE
BUSTING ASS
LESSONS FROM NOAH'S ARK
20 KEY IDEAS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE
FEDERAL LAW - CHECK 21
ENGLISH IS BIZARRE
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2004

LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT
A FEW WORDS
TIMELESS PROSE
INNER PEACE
SPELL CZECH
WHO'S VOTING?
SEND OLD MEN TO WAR
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

September 2004

PRICING PROBLEMS
NEW VIRUS
GM versus MICROSOFT
WHEN THE EARTH MOVES
OLYMPIC QUOTES
FENDER SKIRTS
WOOFIE-WOWSERS
NO BULL SHOTS

August 2004

PUSHY SALESFOLK
SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO
NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATIONS
THIS ONE IS FABULOUS
"DON'T EVERS" ABOUT E-MAIL
BILL CLINTON'S BOOK REVIEWS
THE PRICE OF A CHILD
WOOFIE-WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2004

AFFINITY-COMMUNICATIONS-REALITY
THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR
DEMOCRATS, REPUBLICANS AND SOUTHERNERS
A PROBLEM SOLVED
ITA BUTA IN GOI
JUST FOR FUN
JUST TAKE A MOMENT ON THE 4th OF JULY
THE BIRTH OF AN ALBUM
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2004

CALL OBJECTIVES
STATE OF GEORGIA ENGINEERING EXAM
THE PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE RICH
SOCIAL SECURITY
CD UPDATE
PETER MARSHALL'S LIST OF FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2004

CREATIVE LISTENING
I'VE LEARNED
A MESSAGE
IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY
THE FRIENDS OUR FOREIGN AID BUYS
THE CLASS OF 2007
WOOFIE-WOWSER
POWER UP WITH ENTHUSIASM
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2004

SURVIVOR'S MANUAL
IN CALIFORNIA
AMAZING?
COINCIDENCE?
CHAIN LETTERS
IS IT A STROKE?
ALERT!
WOOFIE WOWSER
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2004

MOTIVATED BUYERS
WHY COMPUTERS SOMETIMES CRASH
WHO, WHEN, WHAT, WHY, WHERE
MEMORY LANE
WOOFIE WOWSER
DUMB LABELS
TEN PATHWAYS TO ELIMINATE GOSSIP
GEEZER EXERCISE
NO BULL SHOTS

February 2004

SCORING POINTS
MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS
WAR STORIES
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BUSINESS ETHICS
LAWYERS
WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM GEESE
WOOFIE-WOWSER
THREE FILTERS
THE MAGIC PEBBLES
MY NEW CD PROJECT
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2004

SWSWSW
ACTIONS VS. WORDS
NEWS BEHIND THE NEWS
STUPID
GREAT THEOLOGY
NUTRITION NOTE
CODGER'S PLEA
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2003

WINNING HABITS
TAKE THE "A" TRAIN
A MATTER OF PERCEPTION
DEMOCRACY
POLITICS SIMPLIFIED
COURT RULING
A CHRISTMAS GIFT
MATH TERRORISM
WOOFIE-WOWSER
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2003

ANTI-TIME MANAGEMENT
CORPORATE LESSONS
HOW DID WE SURVIVE?
DIGGING A HOLE
LETTER FROM A FARM KIND NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT
A COGENT QUESTION
POSITIVE COMMANDMENTS
OUR LINGO
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2003

OUTSTANDING PEOPLE
A SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY FOR YOU
FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE
WHY JOCKS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENTISTS
CHOOSE YOUR WORDS
YOUR TAX DOLLARS
WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A MAN
PERFORMANCE APPRIASAL TERMS AND THE REAL MEANINGS
NO BULL SHOTS

September 2003

UP SELLING
A PERSPECTIVE
CAN I HELP YOU?
THE YEAR 1923
CHARLES SCHULTZ'S PHILOSOPHY
30 YEARS AGO
NO BULL SHOTS

August 2003

SYSTEMS VS. CUSTOMERS
SEVEN THINGS I'VE LEARNED SINCE I HAD CANCER
JAILHOUSE BLUES
DAFFYNITIONS
FUNNY PAPERS
TRUE STORY
A RIDER
ANOTHER PERSON MUGGED BY REALITY
A CANOE RACE
CHEAT
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2003

WHAT'S YOUR STYLE?
A PROMOTION
ONE MEASURE OF GREATNESS
10,000 STEPS
A NOTE FROM SADAM
2003 DARWIN AWARDS
HOW THE INTERNET BEGAN
RECYCLE
1957 COMMENTS
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2003

A HORROR STORY
GALLIC WARS
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
DEAR ABBY STUMPERS
PROFILING
SOCIALIZED MEDICINE
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2003

"NEW" NORMAL
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP
HIGH SCHOOL ESSAYS
MALE WISDOM
LISTENING
BRAIN CANDY
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2003

PUNCTUALITY...
COMPANY POLICY
"PREFERRED VENDOR"
COMPANY STORE
TWO-BUCK CHUCK
FRENCH'S MUSTARD
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
TEN HINTS FOR INCREASING SALES
WHY JOCKS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENTISTS
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2003

GLOOM AND DOOM ABOUND
A NOTE FROM THE FIELD
2002 DARWIN AWARDS
12 RULES OF LIFE
100 YEARS AGO
NO BULL SHOTS.

February 2003

A TALE OF TWO "CITYS"
ENZO RIDES AGAIN
HOW DO YOU TREAT YOUR FRIENDS?
CHINESE EBONICS FOR BEGINNERS
INSTRUCTIONS
COURT COMMENTS
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2003

DOOGERMANIA
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
A TRUE FRIEND
TO GOD FROM KIDS
REDNECK SEXUAL COMPETENCY TEST
CATS & DOGS
CLASSIFIED FUNNIES
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2002

THE ALL AMERICANS
FUNDAMENTAL COMPARISON OF CHRISTMAS AND CHANUKAH
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE
SEASON'S (OF THE CORRECT SORT)GREETINGS
VIRUS ALERT
WANT AD TERMS
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2002

OUTCOME ORIENTED
THE IMPORTANCE OF WATER
WALMART WINE
THE STORY BEHIND "TAPS"
ANSWERING MESSAGES
THE NAME GAME
BUY THE BARREL
COMPANY POLICY
GUNS VS. DOCTORS
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2002

SIR LUNCHALOT
CUSTOMER COMPLAINT
DINING WITH CLIENTS
BAD SALESPEOPLE
NOTHING HAPPENS UNTIL SOMEBODY SELLS SOMETHING
NO BULL SHOTS

September 2002

RUSTY RELATIONSHIPS
THE ART OF BEING UNDERSTOOD IN BUSINESS
ADVICE FOR THE LADIES
DAFFYNITIONS
CONDEMNATIONS
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2035
CHILDREN
WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES
A BRIEF HISTORY OF MEDICINE
BILL GATES' ADVICE
NO BULL SHOTS.

August 2002

MORE PROSPECTING
REMAINING U.S. CEOs MAKE A BREAK FOR IT
A WINNER PROGRAM
NEW MEDICATIONS ON THE MARKET
WOOFIE-WOWSER
WOMAN DRIVER
COMLAINTS
NEEDS-BASED SELLING
NO BULL SHOTS

July 2002

PROSPECTING
WOOFIE-WOWSERS
TWENTY-ONE LESSONS
A BAD AMERICAN
THE POULTRY FARMER
ARE YOU A TRUE PROFESSIONAL?
ACTUAL PERSONALS WHICH APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS
MONEY
NO BULL SHOTS

June 2002

BUYER'S REMORSE
Y'ALLBONICS
COMMON SENSE OBITUARY
COME FOR THE BULL
HOW OLD WAS THIS MAN?
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
NO BULL SHOTS

May 2002

IT'S ABOUT TIME
GOLF LAWS
SIEZE THE MOMENT
MERGERS
THE SEXES
NO BULL SHOTS

April 2002

QUESTIONS, POR FAVOR
KIDS: THE COST/REWARDS
BRILLIANT QUOTES OF MANAGERS
ANAGRAMS
NO BULL SHOTS

March 2002

MAKING A SALES CAREER
ENRON ACCOUNTING
VIEW OF YOUTH
DRINKING GUIDE FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY
LETTERMAN SAYS
A CHILD'S PRIDE
NO BULL SHOTS

February 2002

PSYCHING THE SALES FORCE
VENUE VS. VIRTUAL
SILENT DEBATE
BRAVERY
A HISTORY OF BALLS
WHO IS TAUGHT?
NO BULL SHOTS

January 2002

WINNING TRUST
DONKEY
GOD VS. SATAN
MAKING FRIENDS
SUCCESS MATH
ATTITUDE DETERMINES ALTITUDE
BECAUSE
NO BULL SHOTS

December 2001

THE $1,000 SEVEN WOOD
POLICIES
HOLIDAY PARTIES
SKI SEASON TIPS
TECH SUPPORT
IT'S ONLY A BUCK
US MARRIED GUYS
COLD FACTS
NO BULL SHOTS

November 2001

MOTIVATION
CHANGES AFOOT
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK. . .
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
AGE IS A FUNNY THING
WORDS MATTER
WHY ATHLETES SHOULDN'T BE ROLE MODELS. . .
NO BULL SHOTS

October 2001

GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
OUCH!
WISE PROVERBS
WHY GOD CREATED EVE
WRITIN' THE BLUES
A WONDERFUL DAY
A HALLOWEEN STORY
NUGGETS

September 2001

JACK WELCH RETIRES!
MINING GEEZERS
NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED
ATTAINABLE AFFIRMATIONS
A DOG NAMED SEX
LIFE AT WORK
45 OXYMORONS
COLOR BLIND
THE SECOND TIME AROUND
LETTER FROM AUNT MARTHA
A WOMAN'S PRAYER
ONE NATION
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August 2001

VOICEMAIL HELL
EXPENSIVE TOYS
YOUR WITNESS
AAADD
GOVERNMENT MENTALITY
GOOD SENSE
CALLING IN SICK
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July 2001

MAKING SALES TRAINING WORK
COULD YOU HAVE PASSES THE 8TH GRADE IN 1895?
A FABLE FOR OUR TIME
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRive OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE!
WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SAYINGS
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June 2001

SALES TRAINING CAN WORK
HOW TO EARN $240,000 A YEAR WITHOUT SAYING A WORD
HAVE YOU ANY POUPON?
WRONG PLACE
DEFINITION OF OUTDOOR BARBECUING
OLD, DEFINED
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May 2001

DOES SALES TRAINING WORK?
WHAT WAS YOUR DAD LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL?
DEMOCRATIC TAX PLANS EXPLAINED
WANT AD TERMS
19 THINGS IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
A TALK WITH GRANDPARENTS
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April 2001

RAPID RESPONSE
FORGET YOUR LESSONS
CUSTOMER LOYALTY
HOW TO APOLOGIZE, AMERICAN STYLE
MISCELLANY
IT'S FOR YOU
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
SEALED LIPS
HORMONES IN BEER
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March 2001

WE ARE TOLD THERE WILL BE A RECESSION. WE HAVE DECIDED NOT TO PARTICIPATE.
YOU'VE WORKED IN THE NINETIES IF. . .
YOU'RE ATTENDING THE WRONG LAW SCHOOL IF. . .
YOU ARE PROBABLY FROM LOUISIANA IF. . .
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
MORE FACTS FOR YOUR STOREHOUSE OF USELESS KNOWLEDGE
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February 2001

BAN POWER POINT
SILICON VALLEY POSTCARDS
YOUR WITNESS. . .
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
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January 2001

WHAT WORKS FOR YOU?
AN AMERICAN TALE
COP QUOTES
MEN'S THESAURUS
MARTHA STEWART'S TIPS FOR REDNECKS
WISE PROVERBS
THE PESSIMIST
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December 2000

EATING MY WORDS
THE TAO OF VAIO
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
THE LAWS OF LIFE
CHRISTMAS IN THE SOUTH
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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November 2000

BULL DETECTORS
F.O.R.D.
RESUME' WONDERS
WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS SIGN?
THE FIVE TOUGHEST QUESTIONS THAT WOMEN ASK MEN AND THE ANSWERS
DEFROCKED
TRUCK TAPES
POOR TRADE
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October 2000

CELL PHONES SUCK
THE BEST LAID PLANS. . .
JESSIE'S GLOVE
ON JUDGING PEOPLE
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
HAIRCUTS
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September 2000

IN THE BEGINNING
PEACE
UPDATED PROVERBS
THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
ADVICE FROM MEN TO WOMEN
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August 2000

IT'S THE RULES
LIQUID AMALGAM
THE BIKE REVISITED
CHINESE EBONICS FOR BEGINNERS
ENGINEERS
THE EXAM
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July 2000

WHAT WE DID ON OUR SUMMER VACATION
ON BEING GOOD
ALTERED WORDS
I AM YOUR DISEASE
I'VE LEARNED
Dear Dr. Laura
DEPRESSING DATA
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June 2000

THE BACK END
LIFE IN THE 1500's
A SMALL WORLD
WHY GOLF IS EASIER THAN SEX
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
BUYING PAINT FROM A HARWARE STORE
BUYING PAINT FROM AN AIRLINE
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May 2000

THE PERSONAL TOUCH
APOLOGIES
Worst First Date
VICTIM OR VICTOR?
Things You Learn From the Movies
25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
SEARCHING
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April 2000

I MISS SALESFOLK
SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO HAVE CHILDREN
TWENTY WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:
WHO'S PACKING YOUR PARACHUTE?
HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE!
PERSONALS WHICH APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS
HARD LANDINGS
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March 2000

PEOPLE TRAINING
DRINKING GUIDE FOR ST. PATRICKS DAY
YOU MUST BE FROM MICHIGAN IF...
A FABLE
COMMUNICATION
YOU THINK A GALLON OF GASOLINE IS EXPENSIVE?
HOW TO CLEAN A CAT
LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
COMPUTER GENDER
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February 2000

DAMAGE CONTROL
A FABLE FOR OUR TIMES
BE HAPPY, LIVE LONGER
THE FINAL WORD
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January 2000

MANAGING BY OBJECTIVES
WINDOWS
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY? THINK AGAIN.
23 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90s:
I NEED YOUR HELP
COMPENSATION
THOSE WHO CAN. . .
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December 1999
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CHERISHED CUSTOMERS
SANTA CONTRACT
CAJUN 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS CAROLS MANGLED BY CHILDREN
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
TASTE
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November 1999
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IN SEARCH OF ADEQUACY
MORE TRAINING
FIVE GREAT LESSONS
Happiness. . .
DOCTOR'S NOTES
Y2K info for VCR owners
A MATTER OF VALUES
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October 1999
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REFERRAL$
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREAT IS BETTER THAN SEX
Around The Corner I Have A Friend
1999 DARWIN AWARDS
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September 1999
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CLOSE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS
Consider This...
FEAR NOT YOUR FLAWS
Y2K
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August 1999

TIME FLIES
YOU'VE BEEN IN CORPORATE AMERICA TOO LONG WHEN. . .
"NET" EFFECT ON OFFLINE RETAILERS
ADULT RESIGNATION
BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING IN YOUR OFFICE OR CUBICLE:
HELPING LEMONS RIPEN EARLY
APPLE VS. MICROSOFT
AN EXPLANATION
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July 1999
HOW YOU GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM?
1998 DARWIN AWARDS
EIGHT GIFTS THAT DO NOT COST A CENT
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June 1999

A LEADING QUESTION
WORRY, WORRY
McDonald's Job Application
BEWARE BEARS
HEY, EVERYBODY, WATCH THIS!!!!
CHEMISTRY MIDTERM
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May 1999

GIVING/TAKING CRITICISM
WHAT'S THE WEB DOING TO US?
NEW SCREEN MESSAGES UNDER
CONSIDERATION FOR WINDOWS 2000:
FROM WHERE I STAND: A TEENAGER'S VOICE FROM THE CULTURE OF DEATH
WHAT DOES COLUMBINE SAY ABOUT US?
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April 1999

SOFTWARE EVOLUTION
CLINTON'S VOWELS
TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS, REMEMBER YOUR ABC'S
A HAPPY TAXPAYER
A DESERT ISLAND
Y2K
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
MEN'S ENGLISH
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March 1999

PROVE IT
BARBIE TURNS 40
TRANSLATED FROM A LATIN SCROLL DATED 2BC
ZACHRONYMS
YOU MIGHT BE WHITE TRASH IF...
WHY BRITISH ARE SUPERIOR TO AMERICANS
WHERE DO PETS COME FROM?
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February 1999

FACTS DON'T MATTER
ARE YOU PC LITERATE?
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND
CUSTOMER CARE
AT THE BEEP...
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January 1999

TEN COMMON ENEMIES
CLINTON GIGGLES
PRESIDENT CLINTON'S TESTIMONY
BUMPER STICKERS
CLINTON INITIATIVE
FIRE
ON RESIGNATION
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December 1998

RUDENESS BITES
A MODERN CHRISTMAS TALE
I'VE LEARNED
RECIPE FOR FRUITCAKE
IS THERE A SANTA?
SANTA STUFF
THE THREE STAGES OF A MAN
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November 1998

CANNED PITCHES
TIME MANAGEMENT
LETTERS TO GOD
1998 DARWIN AWARDS
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October 1998 - Flogging Along

The Essence of Survival
Total Quality
Four Habits of Highly Effective People
Really Bad Days
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September 1998

HI TECH HI TOUCH
RANDUMB THOUGHTS
RULES FOR BEING HUMAN
ENGINEER VS MANAGER
TRUISMS
WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU
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August 1998

LIVING IN THE MOMENT
MEETING NOTES
NEW DRIVING GUIDELINES BY THE REGISTRY
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
LIFE I LEARNED FROM TREES
COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS
SHORT STOPS
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July 1998

LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT
SHORT STOPS
EMPLOYE HANDBOOK
POTENTIAL DILBERT QUOTES
DARWIN AWARDS 1998
WORKING WOES
TOURIST TRAP
TEN THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY
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June 1998

COLD POPPING
THE PRESENT
COMMIES AT THE GATE
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May 1998

MOTIVATED BUYERS
GOLDMINE TIP
BATHROOM PHILOSOPHIES
BALLS IN THE AIR
Almost DARWIN Award Winners
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT GO
ON IN A COURTROOM?
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April 1998

CONSISTENT PERFORMANCE
LEARNING SOFTWARE
WE AIM TO PLEASE,YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE
TIPS FOR YANKEES MOVING SOUTH
THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING
BOB SMITH
YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF:
SHORT STOPS
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March 1998

RANDUMB THOUGHTS
I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
A MICROSOFT FUNNY
SIGNS YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
NEW GOLDMINE
SHORT STOPS
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Febuary 1998

HIGH PROBABILITIES
THE NEW BILL OF RIGHTS
THE BEER FACTS
GLOSSARY OF BLONDE MEDICINE
OLD FOGIES
ASS CONS
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January 1998

TOO PUSHY?
BILL GATES NEW HOME
Computer Support Request Form
GREAT WAYS TO GET RID OF TELEMARKETERS
THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE
SHORT STOPS
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